- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

glens walk to the kitchen : The Green Mile

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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