- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

"hey do you know the date" "58"

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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