How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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Katy Perry

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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