What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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if you don't like this you're gay

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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