My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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i found waldo.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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A women left the kitchen.

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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