- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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