- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

what looks like a banana? a penis

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

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