- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

robin, get in the car.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

Wolfjob.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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