- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

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