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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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