Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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Your mom is not fat!

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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Pickle

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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