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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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