- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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