Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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