how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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