- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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