WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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Rebecca Black's career.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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Justin Bieber.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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Anti Joke

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