Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

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What are annoying? Ads.

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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