- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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