What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Republicans

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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