- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

guess what what that wasnt it

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Your face

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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