how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap." "No soap, radio," replies the second one. "Oh, you want me to turn on the shower radio?" "Yeah, it's too quiet in here. I could use some tunes." The first polar bear turns on the radio. "Now pass me the soap, please," he says. The second bear passes him the soap, he washes his face and neck, and then they both get out and towel off. The second bear switches off the radio before they leave the bathroom.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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Anti Joke

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