- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Soccer...

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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