- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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