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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

If life gives you lemonade.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

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