Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

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black people

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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Knock knock come in.

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

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Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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