- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Your sex life.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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