Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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