- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Equal rights!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

get in the car.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Oh s***

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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