- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

thomas!!!!

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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