so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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