Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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Get it? More.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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