What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Get it? More.

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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Anti Joke

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