- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

What hurts like hell? HELL

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

Politics

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

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