How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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You know what's funny? Rape

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hi charles lattuca III

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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