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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

A man walks into a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

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