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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Women's Rights.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

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