- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

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