- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

404 Error: Joke not found

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

The GOV and the WHO?

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

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