- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

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