what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven. Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" "No," the man replies, "I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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It's all Taggart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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