- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lil Wayne's rapping career

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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