- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

my penis

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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