Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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The philosophy professor decided to isolate himself in his closet until he figured out the meaning of life. After ten years, he had done it. He came out of isolation and immediately found one of his former colleagues on campus. He said, "I've discovered the meaning of life!" The colleague said, "Ok, what is it?" The professor said, "Life is like a bridge." The colleague said, "How so?" After a few moments, the professor nodded and said, "Yea, I guess you're right."

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How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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