- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Women's Rights.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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