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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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