What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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rent a cops

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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You idiot.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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