What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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