Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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