Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

White NBA players.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Anti Joke

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