Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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