- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

A woman wears a dress.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

Irish sobriety

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Stop procrastinating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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