- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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