What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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