- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

Christ is a conspiracy

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

it's funny because it's funny

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

#Hanging Degus

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

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