- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

My parents died!

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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