What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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