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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

batman has diarrhea

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

what is green an invisible? this cabbage

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

burn baby burn your nanas burning

What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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