- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Women's Rights.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

VITAMIN C!

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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