Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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