knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

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Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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