One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

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What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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