What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

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Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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Well that explains a lot, thank you.

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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