- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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