- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

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