What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

A baby seal walks into a club.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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