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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

2 black kids walk into school

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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