What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

womens rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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