- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I shot a bitch.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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