THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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