- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

2 black kids walk into school

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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