- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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