how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Women outside of the kitchen.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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