Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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Caramel Boing.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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The holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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