i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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