Knock knock Whose there? 4

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

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Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

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Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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