Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

josh sucks polish adams dick

What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

im gay

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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