Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

im gay

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

Knock knock knock OCD

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

Tim likes girls

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Penis.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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