your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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