- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Everybody will die

whats green and slimy? green slim

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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