What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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Racial Equality

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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mitchell palmer sucks

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the US. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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