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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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