How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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