- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

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