Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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