- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

Ron Paul for President!

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

I hate long jokes -_-

How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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