- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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