- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

justin beiber sucks

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Irish sobriety

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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