how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Tim likes girls

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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