a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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autsim

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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Get Outta Here We're Closed!

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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