- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Nick Cannon

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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