- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

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