- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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911 jokes are just plane wrong

God wrote this joke.................................

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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