What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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