- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Women's rights.

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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