- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

There's my tractor.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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