Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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