If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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