Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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